Number of 2 ply tissues consumed in past 48 hours: approx. 150

Maximum number of sneezes-in-a-row today: 7

Days until 23rd birthday: 9

Pattern on slightly premature Halloween socks worn yesterday: witch hats and black cats

Number of quizzes/tests next week: 5

Dollars spent at Starbucks last week: 31

Dollars spent at Starbucks this week: 6

Hours slept since Sunday night: 19

Likelihood that I'll ever dress up again now that I bought my scrubs: slim to none

Best dental student quote of the week: "Here I thought it was just for licking ice cream and now I find out it has 50 different parts!" --Marty, on learning the anatomy of the tongue