My love and awe of the Oscar Mayer Weenie Mobile (and miniature whistle made in its likeness) dates back at least 10 years. It has always brought me good luck and, with the help of a little toot toot! on my weenie whistle before exams in both middle and high school, I've gotten through many an impossible test. My sister sent this in the mail to me today:



I must be the only person alive who doesn't mind being thought of when the Oscar Mayer Weenie Mobile is in sight. Vegetarian or no vegetarian, I love that orange automobile.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner.
That is what I'd really like to be.
Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me.

xoxox