Exchange of the Evening

Tanya: ...well, once you get them involved, the situation will become kind of hairy...
Me: God, Tanya, you are such a 33 year-old soccer mom. That's the second time you've said 'hairy' in 45 seconds.
Tanya: Excuse me? This coming from the person who wrote 'yay for penguins' in her weblog? I may be a 33 year-old soccer mom, but at least I'm not a kindergarten teacher.